GOOD STUFF

He wanted a truck; she wanted a fast little sports-like carso she could zipthrough traffic around town. He would probably have settledon any beat upold truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out oftheir pricerange."Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200in just a fewseconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up sosurprise me!"He did just that.For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.Nobody has seen or heard from him since.